i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
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(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)
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DAMN we look good. :)
i’m a dumb faggot
—tom (ismokeweedwith4yearolds)
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(via blow-job-queen)
hes such a great speaker. too bad he sucks ape dick at being president.
(Source: jamieali, via most-awkward-moments)
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my alarm rang this morning and i turned it off and went back to sleep because i was dreaming of you,
& when i woke up i was late for work.
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
(Source: isunova, via most-awkward-moments)