August 2012
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
Don’t flirt with me because I will fall in love with you and die.
What do you guys think of this Chevy? →
the-awesome-tiger:
pikfvvlesaurvee:
foxwew3:
wsgie49:
Is really nice
it looks ok
lol its ugly
lol thats ugly af
Its ok
Its not that bad for …for my grandma lmao
lol nigga thats ugliii
people at my school: whats your tumblr url
me: whats tumblr
people at school: its a website where people follow you, i actually have a lot of followers haha
me: really how many
people at school: 100 haha
me:
people at school:
me:
people at school:
me: wow thatS A LOt
phenste:
carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga
let that sink in
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Amazing 'Draw Something' Creations (13 Pictures) →
most-awkward-moments:
seild:
WOAH these are amazing
How can people even manage to do these
niggawitdreadz:
niggawitdreadz:
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
